Well, it had to happen.

Announcing our first iPhone app to hit the App Store (currently “Under Review”) — we’ve devoted our genius to advancing the state-of-the-art of the iPhone soundboard. This is a vastly under-exploited kind of app, languishing in under-utilisation and enduring with a worldwide lack of official versions.

Actually featuring top Somethin’ Else talent, the one and only Jeremy Kyle, who we persuaded to get in front of the Somethin’ Else green-screen —

• WATCH in amazement as his mouth JIGGLES in time with the words!
• LISTEN in amusement as he either SLAGS you off or BIGS you up!
• WONDER in um wonder at the STORIES that inspired this extraordinary piece of code!
• BUY in DROVES at the App Store when it’s finally approved!